wristspinnerets: (are you teasing me?)
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A] I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.

B] Just got offered cocaine at IHOP. Stay classy America.

C] Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?

D] And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule.

E] Text him! (Misfires, assumed CR, crosscanon all good!)
wristspinnerets: (arc words | great responsibility)
[[ OOC: Slow week... mostly tagging in a previous thread and a PSL post. ]]

Support Group: Being a Superhero Will Ruin Your Life
wristspinnerets: (fully masked | spider-man (SM2))
[[ The original thread is here. Feel free to respond to openers that interest you! This post will double as an overflow post if needed. ]]

A] I'm not really sure actually. Until I fell in love with a boy (which was like a month ago?) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

B] There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting him go outside.

C] Some man just said he would jack off to MJ's hair color. Please have my bail ready because I'm going to find him.

D] Remind me to tell you what I found stuck to me this morning...

E] Text him. Assumed CR and misfires good!

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Jul. 5th, 2024 06:16 pm
wristspinnerets: (consider | thinky face)
Peter thinks he's contacting his universe's Dr. Strange...

Spoils of War: offered up a dark version of Peter Parker to act as a captor to a 'war bride'.
+ with MJ: rather than canon Raimi!verse Peter, a Peter who accepted Green Goblin's alliance comes through to the MCU world, and takes an interest in Michelle Jones.
+ with Gemini: the shapeshifter is captured by a decidedly non-heroic Spider-man.

Donatello is compelled to share a sexual fantasy, and Peter chats with him a little.

Peter's top-level on the Fortune Cookie Meme

Peter's top-level for the Dancing Meme (come on, I had to)
wristspinnerets: (are you teasing me?)
Michelle Jones texts: My life is far too together for someone who's such a hot mess inside.

Peter responds: You might be surprised how often those two states coexist.

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Alicent Hightower sends: I can count on one hand the number of good things that have happened to me in the last year.

Peter sends back: As short as the list is, at least it exists. Hold on to the positives.

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Minoru asks: Seriously. Why is it that whenever you say "I dreamt about you" people assume it's sexual?

Peter answers: Either because they assume that's the usual reason, or they're jumping at the chance to tease you. In my experience.

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Isamu observes: Pajamas are proof that we hate ourselves. We made the most comfortable clothes, but decided we can only wear them while we are unconscious.

Peter replies: We are allowed to wear pajamas all day when we are sick, so we don't hate ourselves entirely.

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Penelope Parker texts: I mean I stumbled out of the club yelling at random people “I’M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY”

Peter replies: That'll show 'em. Your revenge may be slow in coming, but it will be sweet.

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Peter Parker texts: Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.

Peter(-Two) texts back: Just don't lie about being in a fight club if anyone asks.

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